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Aneesh Lohani

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A Note of Dissent

The Universe is stupid and was probably hastily conceived. The Earth should have been an equal distance away from the Sun, so that I wouldn't feel so damn cold. To counter the human ageing effect resulting in the shortened Earth year, Earth could well have bounced to the heavens and back again intermittently while going around the sun to meet the 12-month deadline – it could even have been lengthened further.

All those who think they're cold and/or old, go to Ratnapark to organize a Nepal Band in protest – this is unacceptable.